1. The 3 A.M. Fort Rebuild Isn't A You Problem

Five pillows, a wedge, a rolled towel under the ribs. You engineered it, it worked at 10pm, and by 3 a.m. it's scattered and your support is gone. You didn't build the fort wrong. Ordinary pillows have no anchor, so the moment you move, they migrate, and hypermobile joints get exactly zero warning.







